Virus Alert!!!
There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you
receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail
or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private
life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two
good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order the antidote
known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you
realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already
infected and that WORK already controls your life.
REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DANGEROUS!!