Weiß jetzt nicht ob's hier schon nen endlosen Witze-Thread gibt. Deshalb schreib ich einfach mal drauflos. Kam eben per Mail aus USA.
A little old man shuffled.....slowly into an ice cream parlor....pulled himself slowly, painfully .... up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "arthritis."